[nivrip]

1. Q: What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common?
A: Synchronized diving.

2. I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank.

3. Overheard in a City bar: 'This credit crunch is worse than a
divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.'

4. What's the capital of Iceland ?
About $3.50.

5. Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

6. Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can still feed a family of four.

7. Q: What's the definition of optimism?
A: An investment banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday night..

8." I tried to make a withdrawal from an ATM and the machine said
'Insufficient Funds'. I wasn't sure if it meant for me or the bank."

9. "I lent my friend $20 last week and according to the market I
qualify as the country's 4th largest lender."

10. Broker to Client: "I've got good news - you'll be paying 40% less
in fees for the foreseeable future!"

11. I wrote a check for $100 to my friend but he never got it; the
check was good, the bank bounced.

12. The crisis is so bad, Bank ATM's now have slot machines..

[feckit]

Not bad.

[itsme]

Very good that!


My mate was arrested why? He broke into a £10.00 note [Yes he is as tight as a DAs

[Madxgraphics]

[Abarbarian]

Your material is better than Ross and Brands

[Madxgraphics]

Originally Posted by Abarbarian

Your material is better than Ross and Brands

What the fricking cat just did in me shoe now is better than Ross and Brands...

[itsme]

Originally Posted by Madxgraphics

What the fricking cat just did in me shoe now is better than Ross and Brands...

Should have Shoooooed it away

[Madxgraphics]

Originally Posted by itsme

Should have Shoooooed it away

More like chucked a size 14 New Rock boot at the little fecker....