Can somebody please give me the telephone number of the smartass MS VP who
came up with the bright idea for the Ribbon so that I can call her and have
her tell me how to display the Report Header & Footer in a report?
Obviously, I must be an idiot because I can't figure out how to do it with
this simplied, intuitive, help-ya out m***** fu***** ribbon.

Oh stupid me, its under 'ARRANGE'. How idiotic of me to think that it'd
under 'DESIGN' since I'm 'designing' a report as opposed to 'arrangeing' a
report.

"microsoft" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> Can somebody please give me the telephone number of the smartass MS VP who
> came up with the bright idea for the Ribbon so that I can call her and
> have her tell me how to display the Report Header & Footer in a report?
> Obviously, I must be an idiot because I can't figure out how to do it with
> this simplied, intuitive, help-ya out m***** fu***** ribbon.
>