DEED, HAD IT, KAPUT, F????D, NO MORE, GIVE UP THE GHOST, LIFE FORCE
EXTIGUISHED, LIGHT GONE OUT, YOU NO DEAD

"Phill900r" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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| DEED, HAD IT, KAPUT, F????D, NO MORE, GIVE UP THE GHOST, LIFE FORCE
| EXTIGUISHED, LIGHT GONE OUT, YOU NO DEAD
|
Customer:
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I
purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner:
Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...
What's, uh... What's wrong with it?

Customer:
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad.
'E's deed, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner:
No, no, 'e's uh, ... he's resting.

Customer:
Look, matey, I know a deed parrot when I see one,
and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner:
No no he's not deed, he's, he's restin'!
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay?
Beautiful plumage!

Customer:
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone deed.

Owner:
Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

On Mon, 6 Oct 2003 18:23:38 +0100
"Phill900r" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> DEED, HAD IT, KAPUT, F????D, NO MORE, GIVE UP THE GHOST, LIFE FORCE
> EXTIGUISHED, LIGHT GONE OUT, YOU NO DEAD

That anything like "daid"?


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