There are quite a few jerks posting in the forum.
The newly appointed king is me. Measekite. I have posted in the past about
Da Jerk Count. Everytime I post some dumbass post about Da Lamb Chop or Da
Baboon, you can be sure that I add one to Da Jerk Count. Then I get all
weird and I rub Da Lamb Chop on my member that I call "Da Baboon" It is all
hairy like Da Baboon but it's only 1 inch in length. That is why I can't
get a girl. They all laugh at my tiny little Baboon. I like to call it a
Da Baboon because it makes me feel smarter.
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