
He mentioned that word!!
And it's only mid-November.
Off with his head!
When I worked with more people than just myself we all had to buy a present for somebody drawn out the hat.
So I bought the office admin a giant pickled squid in a jar.
I laughed so hard at his expression when he unwrapped it he soon figured I was the cuplrit though.
A first aid box filled with stuff like Anusol and wart remover might be an idea.