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      15th Nov 2011
We have "Secret Santa" at work where you buy a gift costing more than £6 but not more than £10. I have drawn the departments mickey taker & chief **** taker, so it's got to be something good!

Rude, cheap & tacky is what i have in mind!
Any help would be nice!

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      15th Nov 2011
He mentioned that word!!

And it's only mid-November.

Off with his head!

When I worked with more people than just myself we all had to buy a present for somebody drawn out the hat.

So I bought the office admin a giant pickled squid in a jar.

I laughed so hard at his expression when he unwrapped it he soon figured I was the cuplrit though.

A first aid box filled with stuff like Anusol and wart remover might be an idea.

 
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      15th Nov 2011
http://www.firebox.com/gift-guide/funny

 

 
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      15th Nov 2011
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A first aid box filled with stuff like Anusol and wart remover might be an idea.

Unless said person you are purchasing the prize for is into tatoo's, then your gift would be quite welcome

 
 
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He mentioned that word!!




 
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Stake em to the beach and let the tide decide aka. The Vikings movie

 

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      16th Nov 2011
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Rude, cheap & tacky is what i have in mind!
These might qualify:
Remote controlled Fart Machine £8.95
or
a Borat Mankini £8.99
or
a finger-shaped Nasal Hair Trimmer £5

Sorry... but you did ask

 
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      16th Nov 2011
Is he into golf? How about this: Potty Putter


 
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Hahahaha, I liked the "Unicorn Meat" on that link

http://www.firebox.com/product/3286/Canned-Unicorn-Meat

Shame it's over the £10 limit for the challenge!... plus it's only rebadged corned beef...
 
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      16th Nov 2011
Sorry for writing the naughty word.
Oh and for mentioning Christmas before the 24th of December.
Cheers for input people just having a look at the ideas now.
 
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