Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall
performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as
NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do?

This is Hilarious!

Install nagbot search & Destroy to rid system of nagging.
You also need to upgrade to wife 1.0 to get husband 1.0
to work.Re-install romance 9.5 and attention 6.5 but
include wife 1.0 updates "negligee' view" and "virus scan
for headaches".....Good luck.
>-----Original Message-----
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
>5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall
>performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend
>5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
>valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
>Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such
as
>NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
>runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but
>to no avail. What can I do?
>
>.
>

Dear Sue:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operation system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears
6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of those programs can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav
files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT reinstall another Boyfriend program; this is
not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance.
I personally recommend Lingerie 6.9 and Hot Momma 9.0.

--
Jupiter Jones [MVP]

http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/


"Sue" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:10b5901c40ee0$4b44a6b0$(E-Mail Removed)...
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
> 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall
> performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
> applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
> 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
> valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
> Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as
> NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
> runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
> to no avail. What can I do?

:-)

--
Ramesh - Microsoft MVP
Windows XP - Shell/User
www.mvps.org/sramesh2k

Free Online Virus Scanners and Security Tests:
http://www.mvps.org/sramesh2k/Scanners.htm



"Jupiter Jones [MVP]" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message news:(E-Mail Removed)...
Dear Sue:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operation system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears
6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of those programs can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav
files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT reinstall another Boyfriend program; this is
not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance.
I personally recommend Lingerie 6.9 and Hot Momma 9.0.

--
Jupiter Jones [MVP]

http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/


"Sue" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:10b5901c40ee0$4b44a6b0$(E-Mail Removed)...
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
> 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall
> performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
> applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
> 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
> valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
> Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as
> NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
> runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
> to no avail. What can I do?

I should have stated this is not my work.
A while ago someone sent me both halves of this.
It is a simple matter to cut and paste the second half.
So I can not take credit.

--
Jupiter Jones [MVP]
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/


"Ramesh [MVP]" <sramesh2k@\REMOV_NOSPAM\.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
:-)

--
Ramesh - Microsoft MVP
Windows XP - Shell/User
www.mvps.org/sramesh2k

Free Online Virus Scanners and Security Tests:
http://www.mvps.org/sramesh2k/Scanners.htm

The same question posted in various forums. http://tinyurl.com/2f355. MS might release a KB for it....LOL!

--
Ramesh - Microsoft MVP
Windows XP - Shell/User
www.mvps.org/sramesh2k

Free Online Virus Scanners and Security Tests:
http://www.mvps.org/sramesh2k/Scanners.htm



"Jupiter Jones [MVP]" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message news:(E-Mail Removed)...
I should have stated this is not my work.
A while ago someone sent me both halves of this.
It is a simple matter to cut and paste the second half.
So I can not take credit.

--
Jupiter Jones [MVP]
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/


"Ramesh [MVP]" <sramesh2k@\REMOV_NOSPAM\.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
:-)

--
Ramesh - Microsoft MVP
Windows XP - Shell/User
www.mvps.org/sramesh2k

Free Online Virus Scanners and Security Tests:
http://www.mvps.org/sramesh2k/Scanners.htm

>-----Original Message-----
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
>5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall
>performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend
>5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
>valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
>Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such
as
>NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
>runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but
>to no avail. What can I do?
>
>.
>First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating
system. Try to enter the command:
C:/ l THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to
install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour
7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create Snoring Loudly.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install:
Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall with another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance. I personally recommend
Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Have you considered it might be a more fundamental, underlying problem, such as the motherboard?

Sorry, I'm a shrink.

>-----Original Message-----
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
>5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall
>performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend
>5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
>valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
>Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such
as
>NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
>runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
>I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but
>to no avail. What can I do?
>
>.
>Try (STFU 6.9) it's almost a 100% bet that Husband 1.0
won't engage Mistress 2.0 if you just do this.