How-to Evolve into a Gimp-Surfer:
Below, is a list of steps I trodded through in order to turn my Windows Internet Exploiter, into a real-live, "Won't bite you in the @55" web client. This theory can be applied to nearly any software, as I've done with my Torrent Client, FTP Server, and streaming audio server.
--- The Birth of a Gimp ---
- Login to your XP/2k machine as "An" administrator. Most likely, you already are one. It doesn't specifically have to be "Administrator" who logs in though.
- Right-click "My Computer", Left-Click "Manage"
- Expand the "Local Users and Groups" tree
- Right-click on the "Users" folder, Left-click "New User"
- I'm going to use the name "gimp" in this example, although you are free to use what you wish. I do suggest that you don't use spaces in the username. (this notoriously causes 'flaws' in certain areas of computing in general.)
- Fill in Username/Full Name(different from admin name)/Password/Confirm Password
- For the password, I recommend something you never, ever use. Simply because you won't really need to type it but once or twice hence forth (and it can always be changed if months later, you forget it).
- Un-check "User must change password at next logon"
- Check "User cannot change password"
- Check "Password Never Expires"
- Just incase, make sure "Account Disabled" is left un-checked.
--- It's Alive! ---
- Now all that's left is to bring this entity to life. To do this, we need to login the new gimp account once, so it's profile is created. (Yes, Windows *is* actually doing a few more things on the first login, then each successive login there after).
- Copy/paste the rest of this guide to a document or text file, and place it directly on the C drive. (This is so you can access it while logged in as Gimp.)
- Logoff your admin account.
- Now login to your newly created gimp account. Dont worry, to the 50% or so of you who are currently rebooting, as opposed to simply logging off.... we'll wait... we got time....
- Ok, I think we're all back... Our mission is completed, but while we're here, go ahead and 'clean up' the default profile.
- I highly suggest loading the Windows Classic theme, and removing all the special features you can (such as animated scrolling). *Most* of these settings won't actually matter or be visible once we're done here, and you'll hopefully *never* see this gimps desktop again. In short: The smaller the 'profile', the less resources it will take to run it.
--- Back to Playing God ---
- Logoff again, then login as you normally would (admin acct, or whatever)
- Right-click your desktop, click "New", then "Shortcut"
- Most of you will be able to copy/paste the below data directly into your shortcut, however, some of you might have to use your knoggins and sluth abilities to find the proper paths.
*The Shortcut* - XP Default
C:\WINDOWS\System32\runas.exe /savecred /user:"Gimp" "C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\IEXPLORE.EXE"
*The Shortcut* - 2k Alternative
C:\WINNT\System32\runas.exe /savecred /user:"Gimp" "C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\IEXPLORE.EXE"
- Quick explination:
We are invoking Runas.exe, using /savecred (which will cause it to prompt you for the password once, then not again after that), specifying the local user "Gimp" as the 'runas' target, then invoking Internet Explorer with that set of security credentials.
- Click "Next"
- Name it "Internet Explorer", then click "Finish"
- Bah, the icon even looks gimp... Right-click it, Left-click Properties
- Click "Change Icon", Click OK to the duh message
- Click "Browse"
- Find Iexplore.exe (usually in C:\program files\internet explorer\) and use one of these.
- Click "Ok" then "Ok"...
--- Go Get Em' Tiger ---
- Supposedly, a super-being known as God, gave us 'free will'. It's now your turn to play god and give Gimp his own free will.
- Disable ALL virus scanners and adware/spyware active scanners (or, leave them up if you're not quite convinced).
- Go to the *worst* spyware site you know... I could suggest a few, but I'm pretty sure their content is grounds for removal from this forum, therefore, I'll leave this one up to you.
- Surf and actually try to infect yourself... After 15-20 minutes of trying, close all instances of Internet Explorer.
- Load up your favorite Spyware/Adware scanners and lets see what we've got.
- You'll most likely find nothing more then a bunch of cookies. It *may* even find some evil 'spyware', but thats only the payload data. Gimp couldn't install solitare if he wanted to, so the spyware is inactive, dead. Since I've done this, I've only had to remove a minor 'bug' that seeped through, and I've seriously gave it my all to try to infect myself.
Simply put, Gimp does not have access to change many things on the system, therefore, when asked to do so, he will only reply with a grim look. Now we don't need to actively scan for crap, because we're stopping it before it gets there (or, before it 'worms' its way into a nesting spot).
There are a few 'flaws', which are easily overcome.
1. You will notice that all your internet settings, favorites, etc etc etc are GONE!!
- They're not gone, they're just sitting in that *other* profile you've been using all this time. You can copy darn near all profile data over to the new gimp, however (although, I highly *highly* recommend *NOT* copying your old profile over top your new profile. Be picky.)
- You can find this data in C:\documents and settings\<username> - I'll list a few directories of interest you may want to copy.
C:\Documents and Settings\<user>\Favorites
C:\Documents and Settings\<user>\Application Data - Most likely wont have anything in it that matters, but I had to copy a folder from here to my gimp account, when I started running my torrent client using gimp. This was only so I didn't have to re-configure it.
C:\Documents and Settings\<user>\Cookies - This contains all your 'auto login' information for web pages.
2. You'll notice, that when you 'save to desktop' from the internet, that the item doesn't appear on your desktop! OMG!!!
- It's appearing on Gimp's desktop. Simply create a shortcut on God's desktop to Gimp's desktop and the problem is solved.
3. You'll notice that you don't have install permissions! OMG! Cant install anything from the web anymore?!
- You can.. just run Iexplore.exe by itself, using its old icon. Install the web software, and Gimp can access it once he closes all his IE windows and re-opens them.
- At first this seems like a pain, but realllly, how many times has IE installed software you actually wanted?

I could count the times on my old shop teachers left hand, and hes only got 4 fingers.
4. You'll notice you can no longer save to your "usual" downloads folder or other paths.
- Simply open up my computer, right click on the folders and add Gimp, or the Users group to the access/rights list. You can even give Full rights to the account for most folders (i.e. downloads, or documents folders).
- Try not to set *too* many individual securities, however. Try to set entire drives or root folders, instead of 1000 individual folders under it.
- NEVER give Gimp or Users any more access then they already have, to system folders, including c:\windows and c:\documents and settings
- If you give gimp access to God's profile path, it'd be much easier for a hacker/sour program to get in.
- When we did /savecred on the runas command earlier, Windows basically saved this password in plain text, to your registry, however, Gimp cannot access that, unless someone were to unknowingly give him access to it.
5. Hmm... Well this sh%t is pretty cool Zhoul, but I sometimes have trouble determining if I'm using an 'admin' version, or the gimp version. A lil help here?
- Sure. In the registry, is a key that sets the title of your Internet Explorer window. It's used by people like AOL/Mindspring/etc, to 'Label' it with their company name. Let's use it to our advantage...
- On your god account, click 'Start' , 'Run' , and type 'regedit'
- *WARNING* - It's very easy to screw something up here, so get yourself a cup of coffee hoss... Do some jumping jacks... whatever it takes to not screw this part up
- First and foremost: Whenever dealing with registry 'updating', SAVE FIRST!
- Click "File" , Click "Export"
- **IMPORTANT** - Make sure you put a tick in the "All" option, in the bottom-left of this dialogue. If we only save the 'selected branch', well, that could be 1/10,000 of your registry.
- Save the file in a logical location (pfft, where ever, just remember it for when/if you call tech support hehehe)
- Navigate to this path...
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main
- If you've clicked on the "Main" folder, you should have a long list of entries to the right.
- Find "Window Title" , then double-click it
- This is going to change your admin account title. I've set mine to this "!! - Warning - !! Using non-secure IE window."
- Make it something that will catch your eye...
- Now we could change gimp's , without having to log-out, but that'd just take too long to explain.
- Logoff admin, login gimp, make the same update, different title, and you're done
A few other things may seem weird at first, but once you Gimp for a few days, you'll never go back. But unlike a Microsoft update, this one is *easily* reversable =). If you like what it seems to do for you, I suggest replacing *all* Internet Explorer icons with clones of the shortcut we created earlier. This will, for the most part, stop other people from running the admin version. If you need to run it, you can easily double click on iexplore.exe yourself (and they can be open simultaniously, might I add).
- Zhoul
Imagine, the possibilities... and then imagine what your possibilities could imagine...