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Cool Cruncher
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Trent Vale , Staffs
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lol
She felt used and unwanted, like the two biscuit halves of a kit-kat after someone has already nibbled the chocolate around them.  Only takes one tree to make a thousand matches only takes one match to burn a thousand trees. |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Got me going now Triple
 Jane was toast, and not the light buttery kind, nay, she was the kind that's been charred and blackened in the bottom of the toaster and has to be thrown a away because no matter how much of the burnt part you scrape off with a knife, there's always more blackened toast beneath, the kind that not even starving birds in winter will eat, that kind of toast. 
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Sorry m8...last one ( maybe)
rotflmao His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Film. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. The moon looked like a discarded toenail clipping submersed in a puddle of saliva on a black formica worktop.
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OMG it's true you really are a sick
 LOL "Parent's are the bone's on which their children sharpen their teeth" Never be afraid to do your best work and let the world enjoy it. Never let someone tell you not to try something because it's stupid. Turn off the recommended settings. Break your computer and learn to fix it. |
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Not sick...i have a vivid and clever sense of humour
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