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Artificial Inteligent UAC Button Presser...AIUACBP !

 
 
kirk jim
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      8th Mar 2007
Hello.... UAC button presser application that has artificial intelligence
is here to enhance your vista experience! Lets call it AIUACBP for short!

You want to keep UAC for security reasons,
but are too bored to press the darn button all the time?

AIUACBP is here!!! (artificial intelligence uac button presser).

This application has a huge database of applications and each time UAC
appears
it decides if it is dangerous or not and presses the button for you! No need
to stress those little fingers anymore!

The AIUACBP database has all windows applications known to man along with
all virus and spyware threats ever invented. The database is updated daily.

Requirements.
-4 core cpu... the AI technology needs 3 cores.. that leaves you with one
whole core for vista to crawl.
-4 GB or ram... all the database is loaded using vista's new superfetch so
the UAC detection can be "on the fly".
The AIUACBP Application uses 3.3 gb of ram, windows uses the 512 mb and the
rest of the 20kb memory is left for your applications.
Windows 32 bit cannot address 4 gb of ram anyway.
-10 MB broadband connection to download a continuous stream of new
application definitions.

AIUACBP costs only $999.99 or if you buy two, we give you an electric hard
disk freezer for those days and nights when vista indexing is
melting your hard disk!

*Uac is a revolutionary new feature of vista.. vista just works!



 
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jonah
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      9th Mar 2007
On Fri, 9 Mar 2007 00:34:16 +0200, "kirk jim" <11@11.11> wrote:

>Hello.... UAC button presser application that has artificial intelligence
>is here to enhance your vista experience! Lets call it AIUACBP for short!
>
>You want to keep UAC for security reasons,
>but are too bored to press the darn button all the time?
>
>AIUACBP is here!!! (artificial intelligence uac button presser).
>
>This application has a huge database of applications and each time UAC
>appears
>it decides if it is dangerous or not and presses the button for you! No need
>to stress those little fingers anymore!
>
>The AIUACBP database has all windows applications known to man along with
>all virus and spyware threats ever invented. The database is updated daily.
>
>Requirements.
>-4 core cpu... the AI technology needs 3 cores.. that leaves you with one
>whole core for vista to crawl.
>-4 GB or ram... all the database is loaded using vista's new superfetch so
>the UAC detection can be "on the fly".
>The AIUACBP Application uses 3.3 gb of ram, windows uses the 512 mb and the
>rest of the 20kb memory is left for your applications.
>Windows 32 bit cannot address 4 gb of ram anyway.
>-10 MB broadband connection to download a continuous stream of new
>application definitions.
>
>AIUACBP costs only $999.99 or if you buy two, we give you an electric hard
>disk freezer for those days and nights when vista indexing is
>melting your hard disk!
>
>*Uac is a revolutionary new feature of vista.. vista just works!
>
>

Can't I just disable the ****er instead and use my own judgement on
what I allow to run or not 8-)

Jonah
 
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Lang Murphy
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      9th Mar 2007
You must be retired... cause you surely seem to have a lot of spare time on
your hands.

Lang

"kirk jim" <11@11.11> wrote in message
news:%(E-Mail Removed)...
> Hello.... UAC button presser application that has artificial intelligence
> is here to enhance your vista experience! Lets call it AIUACBP for short!
>
> You want to keep UAC for security reasons,
> but are too bored to press the darn button all the time?
>
> AIUACBP is here!!! (artificial intelligence uac button presser).
>
> This application has a huge database of applications and each time UAC
> appears
> it decides if it is dangerous or not and presses the button for you! No
> need to stress those little fingers anymore!
>
> The AIUACBP database has all windows applications known to man along with
> all virus and spyware threats ever invented. The database is updated
> daily.
>
> Requirements.
> -4 core cpu... the AI technology needs 3 cores.. that leaves you with one
> whole core for vista to crawl.
> -4 GB or ram... all the database is loaded using vista's new superfetch so
> the UAC detection can be "on the fly".
> The AIUACBP Application uses 3.3 gb of ram, windows uses the 512 mb and
> the rest of the 20kb memory is left for your applications.
> Windows 32 bit cannot address 4 gb of ram anyway.
> -10 MB broadband connection to download a continuous stream of new
> application definitions.
>
> AIUACBP costs only $999.99 or if you buy two, we give you an electric hard
> disk freezer for those days and nights when vista indexing is
> melting your hard disk!
>
> *Uac is a revolutionary new feature of vista.. vista just works!
>
>
>


 
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MeNotKnow
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      9th Mar 2007
Cool. So if I could hack my way into that database and add my virus, I could
infect a gazillion computers with it?

"Lang Murphy" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:14D7B2A8-5765-4425-ADF8-(E-Mail Removed)...
> You must be retired... cause you surely seem to have a lot of spare time
> on your hands.
>
> Lang
>
> "kirk jim" <11@11.11> wrote in message
> news:%(E-Mail Removed)...
>> Hello.... UAC button presser application that has artificial intelligence
>> is here to enhance your vista experience! Lets call it AIUACBP for short!
>>
>> You want to keep UAC for security reasons,
>> but are too bored to press the darn button all the time?
>>
>> AIUACBP is here!!! (artificial intelligence uac button presser).
>>
>> This application has a huge database of applications and each time UAC
>> appears
>> it decides if it is dangerous or not and presses the button for you! No
>> need to stress those little fingers anymore!
>>
>> The AIUACBP database has all windows applications known to man along with
>> all virus and spyware threats ever invented. The database is updated
>> daily.
>>
>> Requirements.
>> -4 core cpu... the AI technology needs 3 cores.. that leaves you with one
>> whole core for vista to crawl.
>> -4 GB or ram... all the database is loaded using vista's new superfetch
>> so the UAC detection can be "on the fly".
>> The AIUACBP Application uses 3.3 gb of ram, windows uses the 512 mb and
>> the rest of the 20kb memory is left for your applications.
>> Windows 32 bit cannot address 4 gb of ram anyway.
>> -10 MB broadband connection to download a continuous stream of new
>> application definitions.
>>
>> AIUACBP costs only $999.99 or if you buy two, we give you an electric
>> hard disk freezer for those days and nights when vista indexing is
>> melting your hard disk!
>>
>> *Uac is a revolutionary new feature of vista.. vista just works!
>>
>>
>>

>



 
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kirk jim
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      9th Mar 2007
Tell me, if you jump up and down do you feel something small jumping around
in the inside of your skull?

Oh yes you say? That's your brain....

Lang Murphy = the stupidest person ever to join the vista.general newsgroup!

"Lang Murphy" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:14D7B2A8-5765-4425-ADF8-(E-Mail Removed)...
> You must be retired... cause you surely seem to have a lot of spare time
> on your hands.
>
> Lang
>
> "kirk jim" <11@11.11> wrote in message
> news:%(E-Mail Removed)...
>> Hello.... UAC button presser application that has artificial intelligence
>> is here to enhance your vista experience! Lets call it AIUACBP for short!
>>
>> You want to keep UAC for security reasons,
>> but are too bored to press the darn button all the time?
>>
>> AIUACBP is here!!! (artificial intelligence uac button presser).
>>
>> This application has a huge database of applications and each time UAC
>> appears
>> it decides if it is dangerous or not and presses the button for you! No
>> need to stress those little fingers anymore!
>>
>> The AIUACBP database has all windows applications known to man along with
>> all virus and spyware threats ever invented. The database is updated
>> daily.
>>
>> Requirements.
>> -4 core cpu... the AI technology needs 3 cores.. that leaves you with one
>> whole core for vista to crawl.
>> -4 GB or ram... all the database is loaded using vista's new superfetch
>> so the UAC detection can be "on the fly".
>> The AIUACBP Application uses 3.3 gb of ram, windows uses the 512 mb and
>> the rest of the 20kb memory is left for your applications.
>> Windows 32 bit cannot address 4 gb of ram anyway.
>> -10 MB broadband connection to download a continuous stream of new
>> application definitions.
>>
>> AIUACBP costs only $999.99 or if you buy two, we give you an electric
>> hard disk freezer for those days and nights when vista indexing is
>> melting your hard disk!
>>
>> *Uac is a revolutionary new feature of vista.. vista just works!
>>
>>
>>

>



 
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Lang Murphy
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      9th Mar 2007
Yeah, name calling and personal attacks. That's about the extent of your
contributions to this group...

Lang

"kirk jim" <11@11.11> wrote in message
news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> Tell me, if you jump up and down do you feel something small jumping
> around in the inside of your skull?
>
> Oh yes you say? That's your brain....
>
> Lang Murphy = the stupidest person ever to join the vista.general
> newsgroup!
>
> "Lang Murphy" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:14D7B2A8-5765-4425-ADF8-(E-Mail Removed)...
>> You must be retired... cause you surely seem to have a lot of spare time
>> on your hands.
>>
>> Lang
>>
>> "kirk jim" <11@11.11> wrote in message
>> news:%(E-Mail Removed)...
>>> Hello.... UAC button presser application that has artificial
>>> intelligence
>>> is here to enhance your vista experience! Lets call it AIUACBP for
>>> short!
>>>
>>> You want to keep UAC for security reasons,
>>> but are too bored to press the darn button all the time?
>>>
>>> AIUACBP is here!!! (artificial intelligence uac button presser).
>>>
>>> This application has a huge database of applications and each time UAC
>>> appears
>>> it decides if it is dangerous or not and presses the button for you! No
>>> need to stress those little fingers anymore!
>>>
>>> The AIUACBP database has all windows applications known to man along
>>> with all virus and spyware threats ever invented. The database is
>>> updated daily.
>>>
>>> Requirements.
>>> -4 core cpu... the AI technology needs 3 cores.. that leaves you with
>>> one whole core for vista to crawl.
>>> -4 GB or ram... all the database is loaded using vista's new superfetch
>>> so the UAC detection can be "on the fly".
>>> The AIUACBP Application uses 3.3 gb of ram, windows uses the 512 mb and
>>> the rest of the 20kb memory is left for your applications.
>>> Windows 32 bit cannot address 4 gb of ram anyway.
>>> -10 MB broadband connection to download a continuous stream of new
>>> application definitions.
>>>
>>> AIUACBP costs only $999.99 or if you buy two, we give you an electric
>>> hard disk freezer for those days and nights when vista indexing is
>>> melting your hard disk!
>>>
>>> *Uac is a revolutionary new feature of vista.. vista just works!
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>

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>


 
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