On Fri, 9 Mar 2007 00:34:16 +0200, "kirk jim" <11@11.11> wrote:
>Hello.... UAC button presser application that has artificial intelligence
>is here to enhance your vista experience! Lets call it AIUACBP for short!
>
>You want to keep UAC for security reasons,
>but are too bored to press the darn button all the time?
>
>AIUACBP is here!!! (artificial intelligence uac button presser).
>
>This application has a huge database of applications and each time UAC
>appears
>it decides if it is dangerous or not and presses the button for you! No need
>to stress those little fingers anymore!
>
>The AIUACBP database has all windows applications known to man along with
>all virus and spyware threats ever invented. The database is updated daily.
>
>Requirements.
>-4 core cpu... the AI technology needs 3 cores.. that leaves you with one
>whole core for vista to crawl.
>-4 GB or ram... all the database is loaded using vista's new superfetch so
>the UAC detection can be "on the fly".
>The AIUACBP Application uses 3.3 gb of ram, windows uses the 512 mb and the
>rest of the 20kb memory is left for your applications.
>Windows 32 bit cannot address 4 gb of ram anyway.
>-10 MB broadband connection to download a continuous stream of new
>application definitions.
>
>AIUACBP costs only $999.99 or if you buy two, we give you an electric hard
>disk freezer for those days and nights when vista indexing is
>melting your hard disk!
>
>*Uac is a revolutionary new feature of vista.. vista just works!
>
>
Can't I just disable the ****er instead and use my own judgement on
what I allow to run or not 8-)
Jonah
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