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Cool Cruncher
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Trent Vale , Staffs
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After a stonkingly crap week at work ..i am out early at the Tavern ...anyone want a drink ?
 Only takes one tree to make a thousand matches only takes one match to burn a thousand trees. |
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Cool Cruncher
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Trent Vale , Staffs
Posts: 4,083
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To start things off and to raise a smile ..heres a joke ...
Mr. Rush goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. The doctor checks him over and eventually finds a couple bags of money up his ****. He pulls them out and can't resist totaling up the value of the find. "Well," says Dr. Arty, "I've found £1999.99 up your jacksi." "Hmmm," replies Mr Rush, "that would explain why I've not been feeling too grand..." *titters of pure admiration and adornment fill the empty room* Only takes one tree to make a thousand matches only takes one match to burn a thousand trees. Last edited by Rush; 19th May 2006 at 07:27 PM.. |
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Cool Cruncher
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Trent Vale , Staffs
Posts: 4,083
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Yes Ady ..be quick i`m buying...only till 7.30pm ..then i`m on the collars of everyone else..
Only takes one tree to make a thousand matches only takes one match to burn a thousand trees. Last edited by Rush; 19th May 2006 at 07:31 PM.. |
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Cool Cruncher
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Trent Vale , Staffs
Posts: 4,083
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Hello, Hello ...ermmm quiet in here tonight m8
 Hey Barman ..why dont you open the doors now ..it is 7.30pm...the punters will be dry as Peter Kay with tonsilitis , and i`ll put my wallet away 
Only takes one tree to make a thousand matches only takes one match to burn a thousand trees. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 6,151
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Boredom comes at a price; Talking to ones self...... and now answering aswell
 Get the van guys..... I will keep him talking
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong. |
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Captain Crunchie, Retired
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: In a Hovel
Posts: 19,978
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Naw, no van yet ... let 'im get the drinks in first.
 Flickr Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. |
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Member Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Out There!
Posts: 4,227
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It's on its way.....we won't wear the white coats ...it might alert him....
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 6,151
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Ok guys I will take my time.... get a G&T Double for me
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong. |
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Member Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Out There!
Posts: 4,227
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Make mine a snakebite...i haven't had a pint of that stuff for a long time....
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Rocket Scientist
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Manchester, UK
Posts: 16,071
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