Alias, working for Ubuntu as their Marketing Department, is on a campaign to
notify everyone here of the impending dumping on the unsuspecting public an
updated bug-ridden INFERIOR Ubuntu for people to IGNORE.

This is what Ubuntu gets for their money: Alias. HA HA HA HA HA

Ubuntu is worth exactly what you pay for it: NOTHING

measekite Da Monkey wrote:

Snip lies.

>
> Ubuntu is worth exactly what you pay for it: NOTHING
>
>
>

What can one do with Ubuntu? Glad you asked, nymshifter:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.
Torrent.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Run some MS or other niche programs like AutoCad. Most video games won't
work with Ubuntu either so if you're into games, dual boot with XP.

Or worry about:

WPA and WGA raising their ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

Not only does switching to Linux keep YOU safer on the Net, it also
keeps *everybody else* safer.

Alias

On with the countdown


Alias claims Ubuntu can do quite a bit of things. He left out the
explanation of those things which I have completed to reveal the complete
truth about Ubuntu.


"Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:gr4mif$mlf$(E-Mail Removed)...


> What can be done with Ubuntu?
>
> Email

Basic E-Mails with maybe one attachment. Two or more will tax the system and
cause a crash.

> Surf the web

Yes, you can surf the web with Ubuntu.


> Burn CDs.

Simple burns, nothing complicated.


> Rip CDs.

If you are lucky.


> Listen to music.

You don't need Ubuntu to do this. Power up your iPod.


> Watch vidoes/DVDs.

You would be lucky to get this feature to work. It might but not for long.


> Scan and print.

The printer handles the scanning and printing. Ubuntu is just in the way.


> Spreadsheets.

Maybe you can add 100-200 numbers. Anything more complicated you need
Excel. Forget macros.


> Presentations

You can do presentations but stay away from Ubuntu. Nobody wants to hear
about Ubuntu.


> Newsgroups.

Where do you think Alias hangs out all day? Trying to shove Ubuntu down our
throats.


> HTML editing.

Hmmm. Editing software would work but the best products are on the Windows
platform.


> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

Yea, that is all the games Ubuntu will let you run. For the popular games,
you need Playstation, Xbox, Microsoft Windows, Ubuntu is a piece of crap.


> Make videos.

Very simple videos. For something worth while, you need Windows.


> Download photos from a camera and organize them.

BFD.


> Translations.

Yes - You need someone to translate Ubuntu into English. Good luck finding
someone other than a geek who can't laid to do this for you.


> Use a dictionary

The dictionary is on the Shelf. No need to use your computer for this.
Ubuntu would be heavily taxed trying this.


> Learn how to touch type.

Funny - A Keyboard and a book would let you do this. Ubuntu can't teach you
to type.


> Edit images.

Very basic and simple edits. For something more robust, Adobe on the
Microsoft or Apple platform would do just fine.


> Send and receive a fax.

This is what your pirnter is for. Ubuntu can't do this.


> Take screenshots.

Again, BFD. who needs a screenshot of Ubuntu? NOBODY does. HA HA HA HA


> Create .PDF files.

Adobe on Windows handles this very well. Ubuntu will choke on this.


> Create and use a data base.

Ubuntu doesn't create databases. Open Sores has primative software to let
you create a list and display it back. For real database creation you need
a powerhouse. Microsoft can handle the task very well. Look no further
than Microsoft solutions.


> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows
> Live Messenger.
> IRC.
> Bluetooth.

Very primitive capabilities that sometimes works. Stay away if you need
your sanity.


>
> and NOT much more!
>
> What you can't do with Ubuntu: Any real work!
>

measekite Da Monkey wrote:
> On with the

LIES. Funny thing is that this trolling nymshifting asshole has had this
CRAP refuted time and again but that doesn't stop him from reposting it
over and over again. You gotta feel sorry for the guy who can only
produce lies and FUD.

Alias

"Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:gsac3u$k8g$(E-Mail Removed)...
> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>> On with the
>
> LIES. Funny thing is that this trolling nymshifting asshole has had this
> CRAP refuted time and again but that doesn't stop him from reposting it
> over and over again. You gotta feel sorry for the guy who can only produce
> lies and FUD.
>
> Alias

You gotta feel sorry for the asshole who posts a daily countdown of an
impending release of a product that NOBODY in the Vista group wants. That
is you ****ed up noble mission? You have one sorry life for some douche bag
who claims to 'get' over $14,000+ per week. Another lie. One of the many
lies you tell on a daily basis.

measekite Da Monkey wrote:
> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:gsac3u$k8g$(E-Mail Removed)...
>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>> On with the
>> LIES. Funny thing is that this trolling nymshifting asshole has had this
>> CRAP refuted time and again but that doesn't stop him from reposting it
>> over and over again. You gotta feel sorry for the guy who can only produce
>> lies and FUD.
>>
>> Alias
>
> You gotta feel sorry for the asshole who posts a daily countdown of an
> impending release of a product that NOBODY in the Vista group wants.

I, myself, found out about Ubuntu right here in this news group. Oops.

> That
> is you ****ed up noble mission? You have one sorry life for some douche bag
> who claims to 'get' over $14,000+ per week.

Not, "get" but "earn".

> Another lie.

Really? And your proof is? Other than your lying brain of course.

> One of the many
> lies you tell on a daily basis.

You lying even more to cover your lies is quite pathetic, nyshifter.

Alias
>
>
>

measekite Da Monkey wrote:
> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:gsaeu8$er6$(E-Mail Removed)...
>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>> news:gsac3u$k8g$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>> On with the
>>>> LIES. Funny thing is that this trolling nymshifting asshole has had this
>>>> CRAP refuted time and again but that doesn't stop him from reposting it
>>>> over and over again. You gotta feel sorry for the guy who can only
>>>> produce lies and FUD.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>> You gotta feel sorry for the asshole who posts a daily countdown of an
>>> impending release of a product that NOBODY in the Vista group wants.
>> I, myself, found out about Ubuntu right here in this news group. Oops.
>>
>>> That is you ****ed up noble mission? You have one sorry life for some
>>> douche bag who claims to 'get' over $14,000+ per week.
>> Not, "get" but "earn".
>>
>>> Another lie.
>
> I don't think selling copies of ubuntu and installing it for little old
> ladies in your neighborhood will bring you that kind of money.

I agree.

> On the other
> hand, selling POT, Cocaine, Heroin, and other types of drugs can bring you
> that kind of money.

Illegal activities are not only not my cup of tea but the vacation
clause is a mother****er. It's too easy to make money legally so why
bother to take the risk?

>
>
>> Really? And your proof is? Other than your lying brain of course.
>>
>>> One of the many lies you tell on a daily basis.
>> You lying even more to cover your lies is quite pathetic, nyshifter.
>>
>> Alias
> You were the one stating that you 'earned' $14k+ a week. How the hell are
> you doing that? (this should be good!)

We've been through this before. Short term memory loss, nymshifter? What
I do for a living is none of your business but the money maker has
*nothing* to do with computers other than using them to conduct business
and running Ubuntu to do it.

Alias
>
>
>

"Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:gsag9a$rqn$(E-Mail Removed)...
> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:gsaeu8$er6$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>>> news:gsac3u$k8g$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>>> On with the
>>>>> LIES. Funny thing is that this trolling nymshifting asshole has had
>>>>> this CRAP refuted time and again but that doesn't stop him from
>>>>> reposting it over and over again. You gotta feel sorry for the guy who
>>>>> can only produce lies and FUD.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>> You gotta feel sorry for the asshole who posts a daily countdown of an
>>>> impending release of a product that NOBODY in the Vista group wants.
>>> I, myself, found out about Ubuntu right here in this news group. Oops.
>>>
>>>> That is you ****ed up noble mission? You have one sorry life for some
>>>> douche bag who claims to 'get' over $14,000+ per week.
>>> Not, "get" but "earn".
>>>
>>>> Another lie.
>>
>> I don't think selling copies of ubuntu and installing it for little old
>> ladies in your neighborhood will bring you that kind of money.
>
> I agree.
>
>> On the other hand, selling POT, Cocaine, Heroin, and other types of
>> drugs can bring you that kind of money.
>
> Illegal activities are not only not my cup of tea but the vacation clause
> is a mother****er. It's too easy to make money legally so why bother to
> take the risk?
>
>>
>>
>>> Really? And your proof is? Other than your lying brain of course.
>>>
>>>> One of the many lies you tell on a daily basis.
>>> You lying even more to cover your lies is quite pathetic, nyshifter.
>>>
>>> Alias
>> You were the one stating that you 'earned' $14k+ a week. How the hell
>> are you doing that? (this should be good!)
>
> We've been through this before. Short term memory loss, nymshifter? What I
> do for a living is none of your business but the money maker has *nothing*
> to do with computers other than using them to conduct business and running
> Ubuntu to do it.
>
> Alias
>>
>>
So you can't say what you do. BFD that it's none of my business. I don't
even know your name and if you said what you did, nobody would know unless
what you did was unique to just you (which I doubt that could happend to a
retard like you)

measekite Da Monkey wrote:
> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:gsag9a$rqn$(E-Mail Removed)...
>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>> news:gsaeu8$er6$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>>>> news:gsac3u$k8g$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>>>> On with the
>>>>>> LIES. Funny thing is that this trolling nymshifting asshole has had
>>>>>> this CRAP refuted time and again but that doesn't stop him from
>>>>>> reposting it over and over again. You gotta feel sorry for the guy who
>>>>>> can only produce lies and FUD.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>> You gotta feel sorry for the asshole who posts a daily countdown of an
>>>>> impending release of a product that NOBODY in the Vista group wants.
>>>> I, myself, found out about Ubuntu right here in this news group. Oops.
>>>>
>>>>> That is you ****ed up noble mission? You have one sorry life for some
>>>>> douche bag who claims to 'get' over $14,000+ per week.
>>>> Not, "get" but "earn".
>>>>
>>>>> Another lie.
>>> I don't think selling copies of ubuntu and installing it for little old
>>> ladies in your neighborhood will bring you that kind of money.
>> I agree.
>>
>>> On the other hand, selling POT, Cocaine, Heroin, and other types of
>>> drugs can bring you that kind of money.
>> Illegal activities are not only not my cup of tea but the vacation clause
>> is a mother****er. It's too easy to make money legally so why bother to
>> take the risk?
>>
>>>
>>>> Really? And your proof is? Other than your lying brain of course.
>>>>
>>>>> One of the many lies you tell on a daily basis.
>>>> You lying even more to cover your lies is quite pathetic, nyshifter.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>> You were the one stating that you 'earned' $14k+ a week. How the hell
>>> are you doing that? (this should be good!)
>> We've been through this before. Short term memory loss, nymshifter? What I
>> do for a living is none of your business but the money maker has *nothing*
>> to do with computers other than using them to conduct business and running
>> Ubuntu to do it.
>>
>> Alias
>>>
> So you can't say what you do. BFD that it's none of my business. I don't
> even know your name and if you said what you did, nobody would know unless
> what you did was unique to just you (which I doubt that could happend to a
> retard like you)
>
>
>

Denigrating that which you do not know only proves what a retard you
are. It's niche and it's unique and, most importantly, not germane to
the discussion of vista and its alternatives. The only reason you want
to know is because you think it will provide you with another way to
attack my persona because you can't refute the facts about Linux vs.
Windows. Now be a good little boy and go back in the corner and play
with Windows Updates or update the myriads of security apps you have
running.

Alias

"Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:gsahhq$5um$(E-Mail Removed)...
> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:gsag9a$rqn$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>>> news:gsaeu8$er6$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>>> "Alias" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:gsac3u$k8g$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>>>>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>>>>> On with the
>>>>>>> LIES. Funny thing is that this trolling nymshifting asshole has had
>>>>>>> this CRAP refuted time and again but that doesn't stop him from
>>>>>>> reposting it over and over again. You gotta feel sorry for the guy
>>>>>>> who can only produce lies and FUD.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>> You gotta feel sorry for the asshole who posts a daily countdown of
>>>>>> an impending release of a product that NOBODY in the Vista group
>>>>>> wants.
>>>>> I, myself, found out about Ubuntu right here in this news group. Oops.
>>>>>
>>>>>> That is you ****ed up noble mission? You have one sorry life for
>>>>>> some douche bag who claims to 'get' over $14,000+ per week.
>>>>> Not, "get" but "earn".
>>>>>
>>>>>> Another lie.
>>>> I don't think selling copies of ubuntu and installing it for little old
>>>> ladies in your neighborhood will bring you that kind of money.
>>> I agree.
>>>
>>>> On the other hand, selling POT, Cocaine, Heroin, and other types of
>>>> drugs can bring you that kind of money.
>>> Illegal activities are not only not my cup of tea but the vacation
>>> clause is a mother****er. It's too easy to make money legally so why
>>> bother to take the risk?
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Really? And your proof is? Other than your lying brain of course.
>>>>>
>>>>>> One of the many lies you tell on a daily basis.
>>>>> You lying even more to cover your lies is quite pathetic, nyshifter.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>> You were the one stating that you 'earned' $14k+ a week. How the hell
>>>> are you doing that? (this should be good!)
>>> We've been through this before. Short term memory loss, nymshifter? What
>>> I do for a living is none of your business but the money maker has
>>> *nothing* to do with computers other than using them to conduct business
>>> and running Ubuntu to do it.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>>>
>> So you can't say what you do. BFD that it's none of my business. I
>> don't even know your name and if you said what you did, nobody would know
>> unless what you did was unique to just you (which I doubt that could
>> happend to a retard like you)
>>
>>
>>
>
> Denigrating that which you do not know only proves what a retard you are.
> It's niche and it's unique and, most importantly, not germane to the
> discussion of vista and its alternatives. The only reason you want to know
> is because you think it will provide you with another way to attack my
> persona because you can't refute the facts about Linux vs. Windows. Now be
> a good little boy and go back in the corner and play with Windows Updates
> or update the myriads of security apps you have running.
>
> Alias

Just as I thought. You have no other income and can't think of something to
say. Even if what you say is true that you do get $14k+ a week, why on
earth would you be stuck at home posting all day long? You crippled or
something? Hell, if I made $14k a week, this would be the last place I
would be!