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Alert! The FBI installed micro-transmitters on ASUS boards !!!!

 
 
Bruno Beam
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      14th Dec 2004
If you use ASUS boards, the FBI can watch you and take nude photos of you !

There are a lot of naughty boys working at the FBI, you know !!!

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Fred
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      14th Dec 2004
Thanks for the warning. If the FBI really wants nude pictures of me that
badly then they are welcome to them.

Fred

"Bruno Beam" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> If you use ASUS boards, the FBI can watch you and take nude photos of you
> !
>
> There are a lot of naughty boys working at the FBI, you know !!!
>
> Alert!



 
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Venom
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      14th Dec 2004

> > If you use ASUS boards, the FBI can watch you and take nude photos of

you
> > !
> >
> > Great stuff. I will whip up a new computer and give it to the 18 year

old twins over the road. They are really beautiful girls. Thanks for the
tip.


 
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Keith
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      14th Dec 2004
Bruno,
Did you take your medication?
"Venom" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:Uutvd.72000$(E-Mail Removed)...
>
>> > If you use ASUS boards, the FBI can watch you and take nude photos of

> you
>> > !
>> >
>> > Great stuff. I will whip up a new computer and give it to the 18 year

> old twins over the road. They are really beautiful girls. Thanks for the
> tip.
>
>



 
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Leythos
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      14th Dec 2004
In article <GvCvd.4311$(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed) says...
> Bruno,
> Did you take your medication?
> "Venom" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:Uutvd.72000$(E-Mail Removed)...
> >
> >> > If you use ASUS boards, the FBI can watch you and take nude photos of

> > you
> >> > !
> >> >
> >> > Great stuff. I will whip up a new computer and give it to the 18 year

> > old twins over the road. They are really beautiful girls. Thanks for the
> > tip.


And if he looks hard enough, he's going to find the one they put behind
the power light in every monitor - so that can see you directly. The one
in the motherboard is only good for watching people if they have one of
those fancy cases with the clear sides. Oh, and don't forget the new
micro-ccd camera in the optical mice - you can tell it's working when
there is a red light shinning from the mouse

 
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John@Smith.com
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      15th Dec 2004
On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 14:18:58 GMT, Leythos <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>In article <GvCvd.4311$(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed) says...
>> Bruno,
>> Did you take your medication?
>> "Venom" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>> news:Uutvd.72000$(E-Mail Removed)...
>> >
>> >> > If you use ASUS boards, the FBI can watch you and take nude photos of
>> > you
>> >> > !
>> >> >
>> >> > Great stuff. I will whip up a new computer and give it to the 18 year
>> > old twins over the road. They are really beautiful girls. Thanks for the
>> > tip.

>
>And if he looks hard enough, he's going to find the one they put behind
>the power light in every monitor - so that can see you directly. The one
>in the motherboard is only good for watching people if they have one of
>those fancy cases with the clear sides. Oh, and don't forget the new
>micro-ccd camera in the optical mice - you can tell it's working when
>there is a red light shinning from the mouse


The cameras are so good now they can actually see the individual hairs
on your scrotum.


 
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Roger Hunt
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      15th Dec 2004
In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed)
<(E-Mail Removed)> writes
>On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 14:18:58 GMT, Leythos <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>>In article <GvCvd.4311$(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed) says...
>>> Bruno,
>>> Did you take your medication?
>>> "Venom" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>>> news:Uutvd.72000$(E-Mail Removed)...
>>> >
>>> >> > If you use ASUS boards, the FBI can watch you and take nude photos of
>>> > you
>>> >> > !
>>> >> > Great stuff. I will whip up a new computer and give it to the 18 year
>>> > old twins over the road. They are really beautiful girls. Thanks for the
>>> > tip.

>>
>>And if he looks hard enough, he's going to find the one they put behind
>>the power light in every monitor - so that can see you directly. The one
>>in the motherboard is only good for watching people if they have one of
>>those fancy cases with the clear sides. Oh, and don't forget the new
>>micro-ccd camera in the optical mice - you can tell it's working when
>>there is a red light shinning from the mouse

>
>The cameras are so good now they can actually see the individual hairs
>on your scrotum.
>

Or in my case, because of the positioning of various components here,
the hairs on my left knee.
Which I hope to goodness they don't mistake for a huge scrotum,
otherwise I'll have the FBI Scrotum Squad banging on my front door soon.
--
Roger Hunt
 
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notritenoteri
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      15th Dec 2004
please sir can we check your bag?
"Roger Hunt" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
newsnsQ$(E-Mail Removed)...
> In article <(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed)
> <(E-Mail Removed)> writes
> >On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 14:18:58 GMT, Leythos <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
> >
> >>In article <GvCvd.4311$(E-Mail Removed)>, (E-Mail Removed) says...
> >>> Bruno,
> >>> Did you take your medication?
> >>> "Venom" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> >>> news:Uutvd.72000$(E-Mail Removed)...
> >>> >
> >>> >> > If you use ASUS boards, the FBI can watch you and take nude

photos of
> >>> > you
> >>> >> > !
> >>> >> > Great stuff. I will whip up a new computer and give it to the 18

year
> >>> > old twins over the road. They are really beautiful girls. Thanks for

the
> >>> > tip.
> >>
> >>And if he looks hard enough, he's going to find the one they put behind
> >>the power light in every monitor - so that can see you directly. The one
> >>in the motherboard is only good for watching people if they have one of
> >>those fancy cases with the clear sides. Oh, and don't forget the new
> >>micro-ccd camera in the optical mice - you can tell it's working when
> >>there is a red light shinning from the mouse

> >
> >The cameras are so good now they can actually see the individual hairs
> >on your scrotum.
> >

> Or in my case, because of the positioning of various components here,
> the hairs on my left knee.
> Which I hope to goodness they don't mistake for a huge scrotum,
> otherwise I'll have the FBI Scrotum Squad banging on my front door soon.
> --
> Roger Hunt



 
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